Short jokes
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.