Short jokes
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There is no joke.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
What is this joke?
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.