Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
You're an alcoholic!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"