A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Short Jokes
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
