Short jokes
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Yoav
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.