Sean jokes
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
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Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Shep
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Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
bradley
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
