Short jokes
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
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I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Puzzle
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!