Short jokes
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Wears pink.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My mate Noha.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.