Short jokes

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Why do cops never put orphans in jail?

Because they aren't wanted.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."