Short jokes
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Yoav
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.