Short jokes
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.