Short jokes
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
omg hot.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.