Short jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Go commit neck rope.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."