Short jokes
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What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What is a boyfriend?
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Let's taco about something.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Uranus is blue.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.