Short jokes
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Haha, you're gay!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
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