What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Short Jokes
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
