Short jokes
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.