Short jokes
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
It's not rape if you're both crying.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.