Short jokes
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.