Short jokes
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Suck on deez balls!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Ahhhhhhh!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.