Short jokes
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.