Short jokes

Short jokes

Momma

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Religion

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Orphan

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

Sex

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

Exorcism

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Brat

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Toaster

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Ass

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Homework

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.