Short jokes
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!