Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Short Jokes
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
