Short jokes
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
All y'all weird af.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!