Short jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.