Short jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.