Short jokes
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Yoav
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥