Short jokes
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.