Short jokes
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Uwuuuuu
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.