Short jokes
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.