Short jokes
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Any more song suggestions?
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Wow, no SP jokes?