Short jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!