Short jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.