Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Request

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Orphan

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Mom

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Trash

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Orphan

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Body

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Vegetable

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Parade

How do you cause an African parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!