Short jokes
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!