Short jokes
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.