Short jokes
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!