Short jokes
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.