Short jokes
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Lenard is a joke.
Never gonna give you up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.