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Short Jokes
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Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Any more song suggestions?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
AOT > ur fav anime.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
