Short jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Hairline got repossessed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.