Short jokes
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Me when:
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.