Short jokes
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Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Bros over hos.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.