Short jokes

Short jokes

Cell phone

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Fire

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Life

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Stream

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Mom

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.