Short jokes

Short jokes

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Lawsuit

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Anus

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

Ball

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Fat

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Skill

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Mirror

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')