Short jokes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.