Short jokes
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I should just flush this joke away.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I am starting a frog cult now!