Short jokes
The Americans.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
My favorite website.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.