Short jokes
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?