Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Short Jokes
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
7000+ bats.
