Short jokes
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Maggot.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔