That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Short Jokes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Hi Jake!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
