Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Poor

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Sister

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Request

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Mom

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Grandpa

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Egg

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Cockroach

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Sandal

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔