Short jokes
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.