Short jokes
I got jealous when my phone died.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.