Short jokes
You really gay. No questions added.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
The earth is not round.
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Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
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When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
An obese kid farts.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.