Short jokes
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"