Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Orphan Poker
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smart guy. So, orphans don't have parents, right? And in poker, a "full house" is a good hand. Get it? It's funny 'cause they ain't got no parents, so they don't know 'bout no "full house." Sheesh, some people need EVERYTHING explained to them. You probably think 2+2 is fish.