Blind friend jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

I bought a book for my blind friend.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”