Short jokes
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.