Short jokes
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
dfg.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
ICH BIN GOTT.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.