Short jokes
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Pineapple turnover.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.