How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Short Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
