Short jokes

Short jokes

Blonde chick

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Job

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Ninja

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

Time

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Emo

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

Orphan

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Killer

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Orphan

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Food

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."