Short jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I hate this website, lol.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."