Short jokes
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Messi chiquito...
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.