Short jokes
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.