To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
Burning Coal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! Santa gives coal to naughty kids, right? And Greta's all about saving the planet from burning stuff. This guy's burning coal on purpose to be a jerk to both of them. It's like saying, "I'm bad and I don't care about the environment!" You probably wouldn't understand since you still use plastic straws, you nincompoop.