I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Short Jokes
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
Butthole.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
