Short jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Midget
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.