Short jokes
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"