Short jokes
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
She said no, so I raped her.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
I'm gay, lol.
May.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.