Short jokes
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
I'm gay.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4