Short jokes
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Quandale Dingle
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.