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Batman Origin Story

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this orphan wishes he could be Batman, right? But Batman's parents are dead. The genie grants the kid's wish by making his parents dead, too. Get it? You are not good at understanding things, it seems. No wonder you are single!

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i am tearing up my dad died and my mom tried to sell me and was an orphan and now i am adopted and now my parents now are fighting so much! you people are cruel my dad went to jail before he died btw

oh ima at home i dont feel good lol

i like your chicken soup you are the 2 best cook

ima the best lol

but i dont want you to get sick though!

aaaw thanks ok come at 4

they going to do more than something with soup if you know what I mean...

no really dumbass i barely even think that drew is real tbh i mean think about u just randomly showed up and not just that but ALYA told me a lie before he showed up???

e exuse me drew is real and this is drews girlfriend he did come over and brot me soup and not you really care we go to the same school and were 3 min away from each other lol!

and you guys dont need to know what we did btw he just gave me soup tissues and we watched t.v nothing else!

I hope u feel better!

@ALYA this is a dark humor website dont come here if u dont like the jokes 🙃