Short jokes
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Erectile dysfunction.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?