Short jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!