You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Short Jokes
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
