Short jokes
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
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