Short jokes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Autism be like..."