Short jokes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.