Short jokes
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Walter White.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.