Short jokes

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Haha, balls hahaha!

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Butt hehe.