Short jokes
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Who is the blindest person in the world?