Short jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.