Short jokes

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All hail President Trump!

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.