Short jokes
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
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Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?