Short jokes
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.