Short jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.