Short jokes
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Two sentence horror stories go.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."