Short jokes
I laughed at my life so hard.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.