Short jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?