Short jokes
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Walter White.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.