Short jokes
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.