Short jokes
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.