Short jokes
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
kiibati orojo?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)