Short jokes
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣