Short jokes

Short jokes

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.