Short jokes
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Ooo.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”