Short jokes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Ethan Fennel
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.