Short jokes
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."