Short jokes
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.