Short jokes
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Your mum eats cabbage.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.