Short jokes
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
"We are Number one."
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.