Short jokes
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
My mate Noha.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Lessi
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.