Short jokes
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Anyone know sadgirl101?
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.