Short jokes

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?

She died.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.