Short jokes
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Noob butter eater.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.