Short jokes
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.