Short jokes

Obama got Osama.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.