Short jokes
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Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Most pakis are disabled.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.