Short jokes
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Stig
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.