Short jokes

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.