Short jokes
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Purple.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.