Short jokes
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.