Short jokes
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Daddy, where's my anus?
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.