Short jokes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.