Short jokes

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

If you are poor, get money.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."