Short jokes
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Why is Gennis gay?
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Daryll
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.