Short jokes
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.