Short jokes
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.