Short jokes
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.