Short jokes
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.