Short jokes

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.