Short jokes
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?