Short jokes
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Iron jug.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Racism.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.