Short jokes
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.