Short jokes
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why doesnβt my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Your mom!
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"