Short jokes
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Speed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.