Short jokes

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.