Short jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!