Short jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!